Ubuntu Satanic Edition

Ubuntu Satanic Edition is now available for the amd64 architecture, so those of your with twice as many bits as anyone else can finally point your browsers to:

http://ubuntusatanic.org/installation.php

…and follow the standard installation procedure to join the rest of us in the underworld.

See you there.

Dell will offer Ubuntu Satanic Edition as an option on a selection of new PCs, it was revealed today. Norma Stits, a Dell spokesperson, said, “Ubuntu is the coolest Linux distribution and Satanic is the hottest Ubuntu. We’re stoked that we’re finally able to offer such a quality OS to our customers. As an added bonus, the first 10,000 laptops will come with a free goat of your choice.”