Comments on: About http://ubuntusatanic.org/news The distro of the Beast Wed, 08 Sep 2010 10:53:28 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: OM SHIVAYA http://ubuntusatanic.org/news/about/#comment-80701 OM SHIVAYA Wed, 08 Sep 2010 10:53:28 +0000 #comment-80701 hahha! Hillarious! No Jayar, I don't worship nor speak to Satan... if I did, well... I guess I'd have to see a psychiatrist^^ Man! It's 2010 for the love of Christ! Anyone would think the inquisition were still on! Anyway, I'm sure you meant well and I thank you for your concern for my soul. You and I are God's creation after all, so I'm sure He understands us both... Take it easy brotha, don't get too worked-up on all that hoolabaloo e.g. The Cross of Calvary, and ( wtf!?! ) the precious Blood of The Lamb of God?! Man! I mean come on!! You actually believe in that crap?! ( hmm.. anyone got a syringe? ) Well, you're entitled to your opinion as I am to mine... Peace man! I'll catch you later... I'm gonna take this distro for a ride!!! hahha! Hillarious! No Jayar, I don’t worship nor speak to Satan…
if I did, well… I guess I’d have to see a psychiatrist^^

Man! It’s 2010 for the love of Christ! Anyone would think the
inquisition were still on!

Anyway, I’m sure you meant well and I thank you for your
concern for my soul. You and I are God’s creation after all,
so I’m sure He understands us both…

Take it easy brotha, don’t get too worked-up on all that hoolabaloo
e.g. The Cross of Calvary, and ( wtf!?! ) the precious Blood of The Lamb of God?!

Man! I mean come on!! You actually believe in that crap?!
( hmm.. anyone got a syringe? )

Well, you’re entitled to your opinion as I am to mine…

Peace man! I’ll catch you later… I’m gonna take this distro for a ride!!!

]]> By: Jayar http://ubuntusatanic.org/news/about/#comment-80611 Jayar Tue, 07 Sep 2010 16:59:34 +0000 #comment-80611 Satan's future is eternal torment. Hotter than this fire and darker than what you see on your screen's background. There's no chance for Satan to scape that eternal punishment. If you are a follower of Satan OM SHIVAYA, and if you are bright enough to understand where Satan came from and who is he before, then, you will know that he (Satan) is powerless and hopeless to escape His future, "THE LAKE OF FIRE" with his angels (demons) and followers. Don't be sorry to me OM SHIVAYA, I challenge you don't let him (Satan) to forever blind you with his lies and deceits. By the way, if you have time to talk to Satan, try to ask him about his future. But if you will hearken to the truth about The True God and believe His Son Jesus Christ who died on the Cross of Calvary and put your trust in Him, you will be saved from that eternal torment. There's power in the precious BLOOD of The Lamb of GOD. I know and I believe that Satan trembles to this truth. It's not too late OM SHIVAYA to repent. Satan’s future is eternal torment. Hotter than this fire and darker than what you see on your screen’s background. There’s no chance for Satan to scape that eternal punishment. If you are a follower of Satan OM SHIVAYA, and if you are bright enough to understand where Satan came from and who is he before, then, you will know that he (Satan) is powerless and hopeless to escape His future, “THE LAKE OF FIRE” with his angels (demons) and followers.

Don’t be sorry to me OM SHIVAYA, I challenge you don’t let him (Satan) to forever blind you with his lies and deceits.

By the way, if you have time to talk to Satan, try to ask him about his future.

But if you will hearken to the truth about The True God and believe His Son Jesus Christ who died on the Cross of Calvary and put your trust in Him, you will be saved from that eternal torment. There’s power in the precious BLOOD of The Lamb of GOD. I know and I believe that Satan trembles to this truth.

It’s not too late OM SHIVAYA to repent.

]]> By: OM SHIVAYA http://ubuntusatanic.org/news/about/#comment-80596 OM SHIVAYA Tue, 07 Sep 2010 13:53:37 +0000 #comment-80596 A Fundamentalist ( by personal definition ) is someone who is "mental" with a lot of "funds". I'm sorry Jayar, but threatening people is old-hat marketing. There are so many McDonald's religions out there as there are Linux distros, so you gotta come up with something more subtle and creative in order to get a competitive edge over your competitors. So stick that up your pipe and smoke it! Cheers mate:))) A Fundamentalist ( by personal definition ) is someone who is “mental” with a lot of “funds”.

I’m sorry Jayar, but threatening people is old-hat marketing.
There are so many McDonald’s religions out there as there are Linux distros, so you gotta come up with something more subtle and creative in order to get a competitive edge over your competitors.

So stick that up your pipe and smoke it!

Cheers mate:)))

]]> By: OM SHIVAYA http://ubuntusatanic.org/news/about/#comment-80594 OM SHIVAYA Tue, 07 Sep 2010 13:20:55 +0000 #comment-80594 WOW! this is the HOTTEST Ubuntu distro! Great JOB:))) The community even comes complete with delusional Chaplains too! Hillarious!!! Why don't you guys go plant trees, instead of cutting them down to make your own stupid versions of the bible... promising a heaven in the sky whilst destroying what's already been created by the good Lord himself!?! Man! If it aint cocaine, it's religion... it makes you feel all holy and shit... unfortunately, there aint no rehab for that! hahha! WOW! this is the HOTTEST Ubuntu distro! Great JOB:)))
The community even comes complete with delusional Chaplains
too! Hillarious!!!

Why don’t you guys go plant trees, instead of cutting them down to make your own stupid versions of the bible… promising a heaven
in the sky whilst destroying what’s already been created by
the good Lord himself!?!

Man! If it aint cocaine, it’s religion… it makes you feel all holy and shit… unfortunately, there aint no rehab for that! hahha!

]]> By: Jayar http://ubuntusatanic.org/news/about/#comment-80502 Jayar Mon, 06 Sep 2010 18:34:04 +0000 #comment-80502 I believe Satan is real because the Bible is true. I believe that the “Lake of Fire” is real a place where Satan is to be cast into. There is only One True GOD, the Almighty and Holy GOD. And He will punish Satan into the Lake of Fire for eternity. Revelation 20:10, “And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.” If you are under the influence of Satan, it’s not too late for you to repent. Repent from your sin and put your trust on the Lord Jesus Christ. Only Jesus Christ can saved you from the eternal torment. I believe Satan is real because the Bible is true. I believe that the “Lake of Fire” is real a place where Satan is to be cast into. There is only One True GOD, the Almighty and Holy GOD. And He will punish Satan into the Lake of Fire for eternity.

Revelation 20:10, “And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.”

If you are under the influence of Satan, it’s not too late for you to repent. Repent from your sin and put your trust on the Lord Jesus Christ. Only Jesus Christ can saved you from the eternal torment.

]]> By: Jay Ar http://ubuntusatanic.org/news/about/#comment-80498 Jay Ar Mon, 06 Sep 2010 18:18:35 +0000 #comment-80498 I believe Satan is real because the Bible is true. I believe that the "Lake of Fire" is real a place where Satan is to be cast into. There is only One True GOD, the Almighty and Holy GOD. And He will punish Satan into the Lake of Fire for eternity. Revelation 20:10, "And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever." If you are under the influence of Satan, it's not too late for you to repent. Repent from your sin and put your trust on the Lord Jesus Christ. Only Jesus Christ can saved you from the eternal torment. I believe Satan is real because the Bible is true. I believe that the “Lake of Fire” is real a place where Satan is to be cast into. There is only One True GOD, the Almighty and Holy GOD. And He will punish Satan into the Lake of Fire for eternity.

Revelation 20:10, “And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.”

If you are under the influence of Satan, it’s not too late for you to repent. Repent from your sin and put your trust on the Lord Jesus Christ. Only Jesus Christ can saved you from the eternal torment.

]]> By: Blackout http://ubuntusatanic.org/news/about/#comment-78319 Blackout Sun, 15 Aug 2010 22:30:33 +0000 #comment-78319 To HHS: Please note that I am Jewish and that you are offensive to me. Also note that I probably bench you and can amost definitely punt you through a wall or two. Therefore, stop insulting Jewish people and pissing off everyone else. To HHS: Please note that I am Jewish and that you are offensive to me. Also note that I probably bench you and can amost definitely punt you through a wall or two. Therefore, stop insulting Jewish people and pissing off everyone else.

]]> By: idiotnesia http://ubuntusatanic.org/news/about/#comment-78218 idiotnesia Sun, 15 Aug 2010 01:32:35 +0000 #comment-78218 Great Ubuntu Edition :D Great Ubuntu Edition :D

]]> By: HHS http://ubuntusatanic.org/news/about/#comment-76084 HHS Fri, 23 Jul 2010 03:55:30 +0000 #comment-76084 YOU WILL ALL DIE OF BOREDOM IN HEAVEN WHILE I SIT NEXT TO THE THROWN OF HER GREATNESS LORD SATAN. GO FUCK YOURESELVES YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAGS!!!! HAIL SATAN YOU WILL ALL DIE OF BOREDOM IN HEAVEN WHILE I SIT NEXT TO THE THROWN OF HER GREATNESS LORD SATAN.

GO FUCK YOURESELVES YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAGS!!!!

HAIL SATAN

]]> By: motivational http://ubuntusatanic.org/news/about/#comment-76024 motivational Wed, 21 Jul 2010 17:17:11 +0000 #comment-76024 This is by far one of my favorite post you have done, i disagree on some points but most of the points you made i can respect. Keep it up! This is by far one of my favorite post you have done, i disagree on some points but most of the points you made i can respect. Keep it up!

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