Ubuntu Satanic Edition

Ever wondered why Ubuntu Satanic Edition is not on Distrowatch, the popular guide to the world of Linux? We contacted Ladislav Bodnar, the maintainer of the site, and this was his reply:

There is no way I am going to add this distro to DistroWatch. Two reasons:

Regards,
Ladislav”

When we’d got up off the floor, we send the following response:

“Woah!

I thought Distrowatch was supost to be a list of Linux distributions. Surely it your purpose is to reflect the world of Linux and not dictate it.”

So, it seems you won’t be seeing your favourite distro on “distro”watch. At least until hell freezes over.

If you run Ubuntu Satanic, we’d like to see it. Send us your screenshots and we’ll put them on a new page dedicated to showing the world how dark a desktop can look.

In fact, we’d like to see any pictures of you running SE - photos of your laptop, photos of you, photos of you sacrificing a lamb and letting the blood drip across your keyboard. Anything.

Send your images to Garry or post a link in the comments section.

Ubuntu Satanic is now hosted on its own dedicated Ubuntu Hardy 8.04 server. We’re sorry for any inconvenience caused while we were running on the old platform and during the transition period. From now on the site should fly along and downloads should be more reliable.

If you spot any problems or have performance issues with the site or APT repository then please let us know so that we can resolve them as quickly as possible.

Now that the server move is complete we can get on with the important stuff - the next release of Ubuntu SE, “Headless Horseman”, should be available next week.

We were informed yesterday by our hosting provider that this site will be suspended in 5 days due to heavy traffic. This seems to be due to downloads generated by people upgrading to Hardy, which is surprising because not only is Hardy still in beta, the Ubuntu Satanic updates for Hardy aren’t even available yet.

We are in the process of organising a move to a dedicated Ubuntu server to host this site and the package repository. Hopefully this should be completed in the next couple of days. Until then, we have been moved to a “probation” server on our current host, so you may experience problems such as slow downloads.

Hopefully we can get this resolved as soon as possible and come back stronger than ever.

PS: the next release of Ubuntu Satanic Edition, Headless Horseman, will be released as soon as we’ve got the above problems sorted out.

Happy Birthday Ubuntu Satanic Edition.

It was a year ago today that the dark side of Ubuntu reared its ugly head and we’d like to thank all our users for your fantastic support.

Let’s crack open a beer and drink to many more years like this one. Thanks to Ubuntu and the entire open source community for giving us all the freedom to be better.

May we continue to reign in the blood of lesser operating systems!

A few people have asked for an Ubuntu SE forum where you can discuss topics related to the distribution. Well, here it is:

http://ubuntusatanic.org/forum

Note that the site is very new, so please let us know about any problems.

Anyone is welcome, so have fun!

You can finally retire your old, grey Heavy Metal T-shirts. By popular demand, you can now select from exclusive clothing and mugs at the Ubuntu Satanic Edition Store.

The store is based in the US, but ships internationally. There are only a few designs at present; more will be added depending on popularity. If you have any suggestions or requests, let us know!

Take some time out tonight and check out our special edition All Hallows Eve wallpaper:

Get it here:
http://ubuntusatanic.org/screenshots.php#sewallpapers

Ubuntu Satanic Edition has moved…

Let him who hath understanding reckon the distro of the beast at ubuntusatanic.org

Dell will offer Ubuntu Satanic Edition as an option on a selection of new PCs, it was revealed today. Norma Stits, a Dell spokesperson, said, “Ubuntu is the coolest Linux distribution and Satanic is the hottest Ubuntu. We’re stoked that we’re finally able to offer such a quality OS to our customers. As an added bonus, the first 10,000 laptops will come with a free goat of your choice.”