Ubuntu Satanic Edition

Ubuntu Satanic Edition has moved…

Let him who hath understanding reckon the distro of the beast at ubuntusatanic.org

Dell will offer Ubuntu Satanic Edition as an option on a selection of new PCs, it was revealed today. Norma Stits, a Dell spokesperson, said, “Ubuntu is the coolest Linux distribution and Satanic is the hottest Ubuntu. We’re stoked that we’re finally able to offer such a quality OS to our customers. As an added bonus, the first 10,000 laptops will come with a free goat of your choice.”

We’re working our fingers to the bone completing the next release of Ubuntu SE, so those of you who have upgraded to the Feisty 7.04 release of Ubuntu have only a few days to wait before you can darken your shiny new operating system…

The founder of Ubuntu has given his views on the black sheep of the family…

Ubuntu/Kubuntu founder and chief executive Mark Shuttleworth, answering a query from DesktopLinux.com, was philosophical in his response.

“Our guiding rules are enshrined in the Ubuntu Code of Conduct, and as long as all sides are following that, there’s no problem with derivatives that are focused on such diverse user bases,” the Ubuntu founder added.

Full article on DesktopLinux.com

We’ve had a few requests for Ubuntu SE banners. So, if you want to tell the underworld that you run SE, just add the code to your web page or blog:

“Powered by Satan” banner available here.

We laughed at this post condemning the fact that Ubuntu SE was released so close to Christmas.

Do you think that this was a coincidence? Next year, the holidays will be starting early as people celebrate the anniversary of the release of the anti-buntu on the 13th December.

Santa will wear black and the snow will be drenched red as Beelzebuntu reigns over you all!

Ubuntu Satanic Edition cannot exist without your support.

Just use PayPal to donate your soul.

The benefits are immense and you won’t miss it at all…

…yet.