Credits
- Ubuntu and Canonical are registered trademarks of Canonical Ltd
- Thanks to Anders Brownworth for the ice lake photograph.
- All other photos by Garry Parker.
- All photos were taken in the country of Iceland. Ironically the closest thing to Hell on Earth. In the nicest possible way.
- The images used in this work are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 2.5 License.
- All image manipulation by The GIMP. Go get the GIMP!
December 14th, 2006 at 10:06 am
I really think you forgot to thank someone…
You know this distro would never be possible without the influence from The Dark Lord himself.
And there is another place that’s pretty close to Hell on Earth; a small place in Norway with the name Hell
I think this distro should be used by the local authorities and schools in Hell!
December 14th, 2006 at 10:12 am
They already use it down there. For things like ripping DVDs and bittorrent. They are evil after all.
December 14th, 2006 at 10:15 pm
I am shocked at the things you people say. The Lord would never approve of such a product. To blame Him for anything to do with GNU or Linux is a horrible blasphemy which will send you straight to Heaven where angels will eat at you and torment you eternally. This is not an acceptable way to talk about the Lord and everyone in Hell.
GNU and Linux were invented by the jew Richard M. Stallman. Do you really think that the Lord and His Demons would bless a product made by jews? Who constantly preach hate against Him and harass His followers and talk #%&* about us? They always blame us for everything they do and when you do the same you are no better than them.
December 15th, 2006 at 5:52 am
Linux was not invented by Richard Stallman. And I’m sure that saying angels will eat at someone and torment them eternally is something the Lord would approve of.
December 15th, 2006 at 9:04 am
Stallman is our hero.
December 15th, 2006 at 3:29 pm
You are right, it wasn’t “invented” as much as copied and plagiarized. And why wouldn’t He approve of me saying that angels will eat at someone? That’s what they do. And if you don’t have Satan’s protection that’s what they will do because no one will be there to save you from them, and you don’t have that if you say evil things about Him.
I don’t understand why you worship Stallman. When he was in school his classmates described him as exceptionally badly adjusted. He has sabotaged the software industry by artificially driving software prices down so that no one will afford to develop competing software. This is typical of his kin by the way. And this is your hero? You may think that “Free” software is a good idea but nothing ever comes for free in this world. It takes time and hard work to develop good products and who is going to do that when they won’t be worth anything in the market?
December 15th, 2006 at 4:22 pm
Many, many, many people. Including myself.
December 17th, 2006 at 1:53 am
That hardly addresses anything I wrote. Although Stallman did not program Linux, he is primarily responsible for its creation as it was made under his direction by someone in his cabal, or “community” if you prefer that word.
The fact that Stallman is artificially manipulating prices to drive companies into bankruptcy so that he can obtain a monopoly, as the jews have done countless time before (which he ironically accuses his main enemy, Microsoft, of – also typical of them) apparently has left you empty with words. This is similar to what early bankers did with currency. They were enticing people with “free” gold if people would just lend them all their gold so they could invest it. Needless to say, most people didn’t see their gold again. The bankers lent out receipts for the gold they had swindled from people, in fact more so than they had backing for, and through manipulation of the availability of these they ensured that people would not be able to pay back their loans, resulting in confiscation of real estate. I don’t think I need mention who these bankers were.
December 18th, 2006 at 1:46 am
What are you, 13? Grow up asshole.
December 18th, 2006 at 8:01 am
HHS, you’re wrong again, Linux was created by Linus Torvalds as a learning experience completely independent of GNU and Stallman. It just happened to be that the GNU OS needed a kernel and Linus had the free and open-source Linux kernel created (however primitively), and it was compatible so it was adopted.
December 18th, 2006 at 4:46 pm
mga bogo!
pag Lo-Lo nalang mo sho!
December 18th, 2006 at 11:49 pm
John, go and make love to a rat.
Icomey, nevertheless, Ubuntu is a version of GNU. The history of Linux’ early days is completely irrelevant. GNU is jewish, and has no right to let itself be decorated with sacred names and symbols. No one of you would dare to make a Microsoft Edition with Windows logos on it, or they would sue your asses off. You must pay the same respect towards Lord Satan, who has created us. He is the one who will judge you in the afterlife and decide where you will go.
December 19th, 2006 at 5:32 pm
how can I get involved and support Ubuntu Satanic Edition?
December 19th, 2006 at 6:42 pm
Nah HHS fag!
Who cares!?
You can go suck on satan’s little dick all you want!
hahahahahahahahah!
Lord Satan my ass!
Satan is a product of christianity asshole!
They made up the fuckin’ character!
December 19th, 2006 at 7:00 pm
haha
you got it right dork!
HHS gamay ug otin! bwahahahahahahahah!
December 19th, 2006 at 9:26 pm
Hi “spawn of satan”,
You ask how you can support us. That depends on what you want to do. Artwork, coding, hosting, testing or just spreading the word. The work of Satan is never complete!
See the Disciples page for my contact details or just post links to your work there.
January 5th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Hail You!
What about a satanic gnome theme and a gnome splash? Hm a satanic sound will be fine too!
Have a satanic day! *lol*
cheers
sturmkind
January 5th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
There’s already a splash – see:
http://parker1.co.uk/satanic/add-ons/gnome-splash-screen/
January 23rd, 2007 at 8:25 pm
Hey HHS. So Stallman is a jew. According to Jerry Fallwell all jews are going to hell when they die, to live with Satan. And during the time of the jewish bible Satan was living in heaven as the divine prosecutor (see the book of Job). It was only after the Christians took over that he was sent to hell. So I don’t see why Satan would particularly hate jews more than anybody else. The jews had a HELL of a lot more respect for him that the Christians ever did.
Anti-semitism isn’t satanic, it’s just stooopid, like you…
February 19th, 2007 at 10:35 pm
HHS: There is no cabal!!! (Google it…)
February 28th, 2007 at 2:42 am
Well, I gotta say, you managed to come up with one “hell” of a distribution.
I’m sorry about these anti-semitic, close-minded “Christians” that are coming here saying that angels will feast on your soul…whatever.
But not so fast. Here’s the thing. This distribution was created in response to the release of “Ubuntu CE,” and it is for that reason I think this is the most immature movement in the Linux community. This distribution is meant to parade on the Christian Edition Ubuntu and you had nothing better to do than to attempt to destroy their vision and gain a bigger crowd.
You got Shuttleworth’s support, so I’m not going to even think about fighting this, but it’s not the Satanism that bothers me. It’s the motive and attack on something that is so sacred to some people. As for me, I’m neutral, but stop picking on Christians for worshiping God. You can worship Satan, but you don’t need to cram it down others throats with this cheap distribution.
March 1st, 2007 at 12:58 am
Hi Brian,
Thanks a lot. I’d just like to let you know that I value your opinion.
In fact, I personally value it about as highly as cancer on my cock.
April 20th, 2007 at 10:21 am
That HHS sounds like some fuckwit from a group called “The joy of Satan”. They are antisemitic assholes. Ignore that assclown.
Hail Satan!
(oh, and nice kubuntu theme, I love it
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