[...] You must first download and install one of the standard Ubuntu variants and then upgrade to Ubuntu SE.You can however, easily change your system back if you intend to recant. Download Link and Installation Guide [...]
You should make a “satanic-desktop” meta package containing all of the available packages ( I know there aren’t many now but there may be in the future and it is fun and it means less typing to get it installed ]:-)
Yes, please please let me appease those that I sacrifice unto with 64 bits of torment… Anybody tried this yet on AMD64, I’m too drunk to break my box right now…
If your feeling exceptionally satanic, get beryl running and you can make your windows burn when closing. Mwha, ha, ha. Satanic Edition is a little less than subtle.
I’ll have a go at doing a satanic-desktop meta package. Nice idea.
64 bit versions might be a bit tricky as I don’t have a 64 bit machine to test them on. Actually, I think this only affects the usplash package and the others don’t contain any binaries. If anybody wants to test them on 64-bit or have a go at compiling them, be my guest.
[...] “Judas My GuideUbuntu Satanic Edition can be installed over any Ubuntu Edgy variant. We suggest Ubuntu Christian Edition, but the standard Ubuntu will do fine.” [...]
[...] Posted on Thursday 14 December 2006. The first version of Ubuntu Satanic Edition, Evil Edgy, is available for download from our secure APT repository. This release contains a number of themes to reveal Ubuntu’s darker side. [...]
[...] Todos los paquetes necesarios para convertir a nuestro Edgy Eft en algo digno de belcebú están convenientemente disponibles en los propios repositorios de Ubuntu Satanic Edition, por lo que su instalación es algo trivial si se siguen cuidadosamente las fáciles instrucciones [...]
[...] Su instalación es muy sencilla, ya que no hay más que añadir los correspondientes repositorios e instalar los paquetes que han preparado desde este oscuro proyecto. Que tiemblen aquellos adoradores de la luz, la oscuridad ha llegado y la bestia en forma de pingüino dominará todas las máquinas. [...]
I am using an AMD64 version and I get this error after doing the sudo apt-get update……
Failed to fetch http://parker1.co.uk/hell/dists/edgy/Release Unable to find expected entry main/binary-amd64/Packages in Meta-index file (malformed Release file?)
Hope this helps for now unless I am doin something wrong..I just installed Ubuntu about an hour ago for the first time
The Usplash (startup screen) needs to be compiled, so it only currently works for 32 bit. Mainly because we don’t have a 64-bit machine to test it on. If anybody can help we’d be grateful.
I need to fix the repo to allow 64-bit downloads of the wallpaper.
Until then, you can click on the links on the Screenshots page. This will take you to high-res versions of the images. At least this way you could install the wallpaper.
By the way, I am very happy that this edition is bringing new blood to Ubuntu. That is our ultimate goal!
[...] Ubuntu Satanic Edition wants to collect your soul: The first version of Ubuntu Satanic Edition, “Evil Edgy”, is available for download from our secure APT repository. This release contains a number of themes to reveal Ubuntu’s darker side. [...]
[...] Pues para solventar ese espíritu navideño (si es que recuerdas qué es lo que se supone que significa) ha salido un tipo skin para el Ubuntu Edgy, se llama Ubuntu Satanic Edition. Lo único que hace es cambiar la apariencia del GDM, la pantalla de login, el splash y otros pequeños efectos. La instalación es sencilla y no queda más que descargar paquetes y moverle al Editor de Temas. [...]
I think you should let the http://parker1.co.uk/hell be available for indexing, instead of giving the “You don’t have permission to access /hell/ on this server.” error.
hit me up with an e-mail with some instructions, i would be more then happy to test this on my AMD Athlon 64 x2 3800 machine, i am very new to linux tho, so i may require some more “insight” into getting this all to work, but i would be more then happy to sacrifice my machine, as long as it is for a good cause.
Per chi non fosse soddisfatto della variante di Ubuntu conosciuta come CE (Ubuntu Christian Edition), ora puó provare un’alternativa, Ubuntu Satanic Edition, che trasformerá i vostri temi, sfondi, bootsplashes e li riempirá di fuoco e fiamme i…
[...] Si quieres adorar al diablo con tu escritorio, no tienes que sacrificar tu instalacion de Ubuntu en adoracion a satán (lo puedes hacer sobre la instalacion básica, pero si lo haces sobre versión cristiana de Ubuntu mejor como lo suguieren jeje ). Solo necesitas agregar el siguiente repositorio a tus repositorios en /etc/apt/sources.list: [...]
Could you possibly publish your gdm theme on some art.gnome.org or gnome-look.org, so that i can download and install it independently, without adding repositories? thank you very much
i just tried installing this on dapper with the following results — any hints on how to get it going on dapper??
ben@natto:~$ sudo apt-get install satanic-wallpapers
Reading package lists… Done
Building dependency tree… Done
The following packages will be REMOVED:
ubuntu-artwork ubuntu-desktop
The following NEW packages will be installed:
satanic-wallpapers
0 upgraded, 1 newly installed, 2 to remove and 0 not upgraded.
Need to get 4056kB of archives.
After unpacking 6443kB disk space will be freed.
Do you want to continue [Y/n]? y
Get:1 http://parker1.co.uk edgy/main satanic-wallpapers 0.1-0ubuntu1.1 [4056kB]
Fetched 4056kB in 1m19s (50.9kB/s)
(Reading database … 112388 files and directories currently installed.)
Removing ubuntu-desktop …
Removing ubuntu-artwork …
find: /usr/share/icons/Human: No such file or directory
Selecting previously deselected package satanic-wallpapers.
(Reading database … 111168 files and directories currently installed.)
Unpacking satanic-wallpapers (from …/satanic-wallpapers_0.1-0ubuntu1.1_all.deb) …
Setting up satanic-wallpapers (0.1-0ubuntu1.1) …
ben@natto:~$ sudo apt-get install usplash-theme-satanic
Reading package lists… Done
Building dependency tree… Done
Some packages could not be installed. This may mean that you have
requested an impossible situation or if you are using the unstable
distribution that some required packages have not yet been created
or been moved out of Incoming.
Since you only requested a single operation it is extremely likely that
the package is simply not installable and a bug report against
that package should be filed.
The following information may help to resolve the situation:
The following packages have unmet dependencies:
usplash-theme-satanic: Depends: libc6 (>= 2.4-1) but 2.3.6-0ubuntu20 is to be installed
Depends: usplash (>= 0.4-21) but 0.2-4 is to be installed
E: Broken packages
For Dapper, I suggest downloading the wallpapers individually from the links on the screenshots page. The packages were based on Edgy, so will not work on Dapper.
[...] In realtà non si tratta dell’ennesima variante della distribuzione umana ma di un tema grafico da installare su Ubuntu per darle un tocco “infernale”. Le modifiche riguardano Login screen, Desktop, Wallpapers e StartUp screen. Ma chi vincerà tra la Christian e la Satanic edition? Solo Distrowatch potrà eleggere il vincitore (sempre che la Satanic edition venga presa in considerazione)… [...]
Installing usplash-theme-satanic has borked my system too, similiar to ben underscore’s post on 12/24/06:
root@valar:~# apt-get install usplash-theme-satanic
Reading package lists… Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information… Done
usplash-theme-satanic is already the newest version.
The following packages were automatically installed and are no longer required:
usplash-theme-satanic
Use ‘apt-get autoremove’ to remove them.
The following packages will be REMOVED:
usplash-theme-satanic
0 upgraded, 0 newly installed, 1 to remove and 17 not upgraded.
1 not fully installed or removed.
Need to get 0B of archives.
After unpacking 1806kB disk space will be freed.
Do you want to continue [Y/n]? y
(Reading database … 174114 files and directories currently installed.)
Removing usplash-theme-satanic …
update-alternatives: unknown argument `–auto’
Usage: update-alternatives –install
update-alternatives –remove
update-alternatives –help
is the link pointing to the provided path (ie. /usr/bin/foo).
is the name in /usr/lib/ipkg/alternatives/alternatives (ie. foo)
is the name referred to (ie. /usr/bin/foo-extra-spiffy)
is an integer; options with higher numbers are chosen.
dpkg: error processing usplash-theme-satanic (–remove):
subprocess post-removal script returned error exit status 2
Errors were encountered while processing:
usplash-theme-satanic
E: Sub-process /usr/bin/dpkg returned an error code (1)
root@valar:~#
Is there a fix for this? I can’t update my system or install anything else.
First of all, are you on Edgy or Dapper? Sorry if we didn’t make this clear, but these packages do *not* work for Dapper. I have now edited the instructions to state this explicitly.
To fix it, edit the following file:
/var/lib/dpkg/info/usplash-theme-satanic.postrm
…and comment out the following line (add a # at the start):
update-alternatives --auto usplash-artwork.so
Then do:
apt-get remove usplash-theme-satanic
Once the package has been uninstalled, you can restore your usplash screen using:
sudo update-alternatives --config usplash-artwork.so
(select the usplash you want)
sudo update-initramfs -u
Hi David – that’s very strange. These packages have been tested on loads of Edgy systems without this problem. If you’d like to help, you could send me the output of:
dpkg -s dpkg | grep Version
The problem looks to be the update-alternatives command, which is in the dpkg package itself. Thanks.
Hi Loki. Funny, that was the name of my MythTV box for a while – I guess I assumed it would give me grief!
Anyway, I’ve been looking into doing usplash packages for PPC and amd64 but no joy yet – if anyone could help it would be great. The other packages should work already.
I beg you not to install this Satanic theme! Upon entering my password I was sucked through a fiery black tunnel to the very depths of Hell. A hideous creature with the stench of sulphur and death roared at me, “For using this satanic operating system, I claim your soul as mine for now and eternity”.
I Cried ” I promise I’ll never use Ubuntu again”, … He stared at me a little puzzled then said, “My bad… thought you was using Vista dude, and I was shot back to my workstation in the click of a mouse. Damn. That was scary!
I love it ;]. I don’t know why but my uspash look like 256 colors. I set In my grub configuration “# defoptions=quiet splash vga=791″. Perhaps it causes the problem ?
It’s a restriction of the VGA modes available during booting, I guess. You’d have to speak to the usplash developers for more details. For now, though, 256 colours is all we have to work with.
this was the theme that pushed me over the edge.
i no longer have any traces of microsoft on my pc.
thanks for the hard work guys it looks fantastic, especially with beryls flame effects.crappy video here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZOxpVr3BiQ
Hi ya’ll, is there any chance we can get this compiled for “Dapper Drake”, Ubuntu 6.06 LTS? I want something permananent, not this transient “Edgy” 6.10 stuff, or, is this some Muslem-Christian plot to thwart Satan .
Lol, why support Satan as he is fighting a battle he can’t win…
Satan hates you anyway, he’ll laugh straight in ur face when he sees you in hell!
interesting idea to make a distro like this, but you might wanna stick to the standard Ubuntu
ballpeenhamster: Thanks for the video demo. SE does indeed look cool with Beryl effects.
Satanica: I think you’ve missed the # off the start of the Ubuntu line in your sources.list file.
Hide Me 666: Dapper doesn’t have the advanced Usplash version required for the startup screen, so we have no plans to support Dapper. However, Feisty SE is going to include lots of new stuff.
[...] If you would like to try something different with you desktop, I suggest you give Ubuntu Satanic Edition a try. Here are the installation instructions. Tags: User Interface | Ubuntu and Debian Watch « Levelling off in blogging? | Home | Gajim – Jabber client » [...]
No matter what I do, I cant get the lovely usplash to work at boot.
It works fine when I power off, but for some reason that damned “Bianca” logo taunts me at boot up.
I originally installed Mint Linux “Bianca” and then upgraded to the Fiesty Beta.
HELP ANYONE?!!?
…& by the way…
If one is a satanist, is easter a time for celebration?
I mean for example: This friday must have held good cause – They hung the eledged son of the self appointed god…
Glad you mentioned that. If anybody can tell me how to compile for multiple architectures without actually having those machines then I’d be very grateful. All I can find out is that the official Debian/Ubuntu stuff is compiled automatically on their servers.
So, the best I can come up with is a version of the usplash package which downloads and compiles itself on your machine… but it’s not quite ready yet.
Until then, you should be able to install all the packages apart from the usplash one. Or download the source and compile it yourself.
If you (or anyone else reading this) would like to compile the packages on your PPC system then I’ll include them in the distro. Email me for instructions (address on the “contact” page).
I couldn’t understand some parts of this article Installation, but I guess I just need to check some more resources regarding this, because it sounds interesting.
Some of this stuff might sound tricky, but it should just be a matter of cutting and pasting the commands into a terminal. If you have any specific questions or need a further explanation of the concepts involved then please post here or email me directly via the link on the contacts page and I’d be happy to help.
Leyendo lista de paquetes… Hecho
Creando árbol de dependencias
Leyendo la información de estado… Hecho
No se pudieron instalar algunos paquetes. Esto puede significar que
usted pidió una situación imposible o, si está usando la distribución
inestable, que algunos paquetes necesarios no han sido creados o han
sido movidos fuera de Incoming.
Como sólo solicito una única operación, es extremadamente posible que el
paquete simplemente no sea instalable y debería de rellenar un informe de
error contra ese paquete.
La siguiente información puede ayudar a resolver la situación:
Los siguientes paquetes tienen dependencias incumplidas:
ubuntu-satanic: Depende: satanic-gnome-themes pero no va a instalarse
E: Paquetes rotos
eso me sale alguien sabe como podria arreglar eso, o por que me sale ese error
Are you trying to install the Gutsy packages on Feisty? They don’t work because satanic-gnome-themes requires libraries which are only available in Gutsy. Either upgrade to Gutsy and try again or use the Feisty repo:
i have downloaded the live satanic edition cd…then i write those files in a cd and then tried to install ubuntu..even though i have the installation cd but it asks me to connect to internet and then it starts downloading installation files from the internet[what the fuck]????
anyone please help me with this..i am now using windows xp and have no idea about ubuntu..so please help me with valuable instructions ..my email address is johnarnab143@yahoo.com
thnx
December 14th, 2006 at 2:09 am
[...] Evil Ubuntu [...]
December 14th, 2006 at 2:42 am
After seeing this me and John Bonham have decided to switch to Linux. Any idea how to get this running on my AMD666…I mean 64?
Starting to see the benefit of computers now, even got my slide out whiskey and coke holder working…satanic version rocks!
December 14th, 2006 at 2:43 am
But why is satanism limited to only 32 bits of evil?
December 14th, 2006 at 2:58 am
[...] You must first download and install one of the standard Ubuntu variants and then upgrade to Ubuntu SE.You can however, easily change your system back if you intend to recant. Download Link and Installation Guide [...]
December 14th, 2006 at 3:48 am
You should make a “satanic-desktop” meta package containing all of the available packages ( I know there aren’t many now but there may be in the future and it is fun and it means less typing to get it installed ]:-)
December 14th, 2006 at 4:59 am
yeah i’d like the satanic effects for my amd64 as well
December 14th, 2006 at 5:01 am
Interesting move:
Forbidden
You don’t have permission to access /hell/ on this server.
December 14th, 2006 at 5:21 am
Yes, please please let me appease those that I sacrifice unto with 64 bits of torment… Anybody tried this yet on AMD64, I’m too drunk to break my box right now…
December 14th, 2006 at 5:24 am
Will there be any KDM themes?
December 14th, 2006 at 5:46 am
If your feeling exceptionally satanic, get beryl running and you can make your windows burn when closing. Mwha, ha, ha. Satanic Edition is a little less than subtle.
December 14th, 2006 at 8:58 am
I’ll have a go at doing a satanic-desktop meta package. Nice idea.
64 bit versions might be a bit tricky as I don’t have a 64 bit machine to test them on. Actually, I think this only affects the usplash package and the others don’t contain any binaries. If anybody wants to test them on 64-bit or have a go at compiling them, be my guest.
December 14th, 2006 at 10:42 am
Why don’t you package SATAN for Ubuntu?
http://www.swtech.com/net/security/satan/
Security Administrator’s Tool for Analyzing Networks
December 14th, 2006 at 12:06 pm
[...] “Judas My GuideUbuntu Satanic Edition can be installed over any Ubuntu Edgy variant. We suggest Ubuntu Christian Edition, but the standard Ubuntu will do fine.” [...]
December 14th, 2006 at 2:20 pm
[...] Posted on Thursday 14 December 2006. The first version of Ubuntu Satanic Edition, Evil Edgy, is available for download from our secure APT repository. This release contains a number of themes to reveal Ubuntu’s darker side. [...]
December 14th, 2006 at 4:41 pm
i love it! thank you for the awesome visuals. it goes great with beryl’s flame effects.
December 14th, 2006 at 5:31 pm
Installing Satanic Edition over Christian Edition should remove the content filter.
December 14th, 2006 at 5:34 pm
One thing that I never though of was that the content filter on Ubuntu CE probably blocks this site anyway… could be tricky.
December 14th, 2006 at 7:13 pm
will this work on red hat enterprise edition
December 14th, 2006 at 7:25 pm
We have a deal with them for RHEL 5. Watch this space.
Until then, enterprises and governments will just have to download the wallpaper. Just follow the links on the screenshots page.
December 14th, 2006 at 10:56 pm
should this work on xubuntu also…cos i love how it looks….
December 15th, 2006 at 1:35 am
[...] Todos los paquetes necesarios para convertir a nuestro Edgy Eft en algo digno de belcebú están convenientemente disponibles en los propios repositorios de Ubuntu Satanic Edition, por lo que su instalación es algo trivial si se siguen cuidadosamente las fáciles instrucciones [...]
December 15th, 2006 at 2:50 am
[...] Su instalación es muy sencilla, ya que no hay más que añadir los correspondientes repositorios e instalar los paquetes que han preparado desde este oscuro proyecto. Que tiemblen aquellos adoradores de la luz, la oscuridad ha llegado y la bestia en forma de pingüino dominará todas las máquinas. [...]
December 15th, 2006 at 7:50 am
I am using an AMD64 version and I get this error after doing the sudo apt-get update……
Failed to fetch http://parker1.co.uk/hell/dists/edgy/Release Unable to find expected entry main/binary-amd64/Packages in Meta-index file (malformed Release file?)
Hope this helps for now unless I am doin something wrong..I just installed Ubuntu about an hour ago for the first time
December 15th, 2006 at 8:54 am
Hi,
AMD64 (and other non-i386) users could try :
wget http://parker1.co.uk/hell/./dists/edgy/main/binary-i386/satanic-gdm-themes_0.1-0ubuntu1_all.deb
wget http://parker1.co.uk/hell/./dists/edgy/main/binary-i386/satanic-wallpapers_0.1-0ubuntu1_all.deb
You’ll then need to mess around with dpkg, and convince ubuntu to install satanic-wallpapers, replacing the ubuntu-artwork package.
David.
December 15th, 2006 at 9:31 am
The Usplash (startup screen) needs to be compiled, so it only currently works for 32 bit. Mainly because we don’t have a 64-bit machine to test it on. If anybody can help we’d be grateful.
I need to fix the repo to allow 64-bit downloads of the wallpaper.
Until then, you can click on the links on the Screenshots page. This will take you to high-res versions of the images. At least this way you could install the wallpaper.
By the way, I am very happy that this edition is bringing new blood to Ubuntu. That is our ultimate goal!
December 15th, 2006 at 10:09 pm
[...] Ubuntu Satanic Edition wants to collect your soul: The first version of Ubuntu Satanic Edition, “Evil Edgy”, is available for download from our secure APT repository. This release contains a number of themes to reveal Ubuntu’s darker side. [...]
December 16th, 2006 at 1:29 am
On my 64-bit, the above links allowed wallpapers with minimal trouble, but I was unable to locate the themes. It looks pretty nifty.
December 16th, 2006 at 1:32 am
[...] Pues para solventar ese espíritu navideño (si es que recuerdas qué es lo que se supone que significa) ha salido un tipo skin para el Ubuntu Edgy, se llama Ubuntu Satanic Edition. Lo único que hace es cambiar la apariencia del GDM, la pantalla de login, el splash y otros pequeños efectos. La instalación es sencilla y no queda más que descargar paquetes y moverle al Editor de Temas. [...]
December 16th, 2006 at 2:47 am
I think you should let the http://parker1.co.uk/hell be available for indexing, instead of giving the “You don’t have permission to access /hell/ on this server.” error.
December 16th, 2006 at 10:22 am
May I suggest Pornview as the default image viewer? It’s already in Ubuntu repositories
Music Player Daemon would be pretty nice default app too.
December 16th, 2006 at 2:15 pm
[...] Ubuntu Satanic Edition [...]
December 16th, 2006 at 10:08 pm
Hi towosnu2003,
Unfortunately, the server which hosts my repo (PlusNet’s CGI server) doesn’t allow this for some reason. I’ve tried, but it’s a no-go for now.
December 16th, 2006 at 10:26 pm
This is truly hellish. There’s no PPC version (yet)? [aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (tormented scream)]
This proves it beyond a shadow of a doubt — Intel is hell and Apple is going to the dogs now that they’ve defected to the dark side.
December 17th, 2006 at 2:42 am
hit me up with an e-mail with some instructions, i would be more then happy to test this on my AMD Athlon 64 x2 3800 machine, i am very new to linux tho, so i may require some more “insight” into getting this all to work, but i would be more then happy to sacrifice my machine, as long as it is for a good cause.
December 17th, 2006 at 4:28 am
I can help out with some 64 bit testing also, send me and email. HAIL SATAN
December 17th, 2006 at 10:00 am
Ubuntu Satanic Edition!
Per chi non fosse soddisfatto della variante di Ubuntu conosciuta come CE (Ubuntu Christian Edition), ora puó provare un’alternativa, Ubuntu Satanic Edition, che trasformerá i vostri temi, sfondi, bootsplashes e li riempirá di fuoco e fiamme i…
December 17th, 2006 at 10:55 am
Christian VS Satanic or Satanic VS Christian, the same combat.
It’s the raison of your life the christian.
It’s so stupid this wawar !
Where is the true love ?
Christian talk about love but do war all the time and Satanic the same because you hate evereybody, you kill yourself.
I’m not Christian and not Satanic.
Love yourself is the solution in each level.
December 17th, 2006 at 11:58 am
Hi wall86 and Dustin. Cheers. I’m going cross-compile some packages and get you to test them out. Give us a few days…
December 18th, 2006 at 4:50 pm
iyot ninyo tanan
December 18th, 2006 at 8:12 pm
[...] En la web se describe su instalación y configuración. Y tú? Ya le vendes tu linux al diablo? [...]
December 19th, 2006 at 6:51 am
[...] Si quieres adorar al diablo con tu escritorio, no tienes que sacrificar tu instalacion de Ubuntu en adoracion a satán (lo puedes hacer sobre la instalacion básica, pero si lo haces sobre versión cristiana de Ubuntu mejor como lo suguieren jeje ). Solo necesitas agregar el siguiente repositorio a tus repositorios en /etc/apt/sources.list: [...]
December 19th, 2006 at 8:44 am
PLZZZZ!! I wanted for Amd 64bit ! Hell be with u guys ;-p ! (nice work)
December 19th, 2006 at 11:29 am
[...] En la web se describe su instalación y configuración. Y tú? Ya le vendes tu linux al diablo? [...]
December 20th, 2006 at 11:15 am
Could you possibly publish your gdm theme on some art.gnome.org or gnome-look.org, so that i can download and install it independently, without adding repositories? thank you very much
December 20th, 2006 at 5:34 pm
what have I done wrong?
mike@mike-desktop:~$ gpg –keyserver pgp.mit.edu –recv-keys 9B1DB022
gpg: requesting key 9B1DB022 from hkp server pgp.mit.edu
?: localhost: Connection refused
gpgkeys: HTTP fetch error 7: couldn’t connect: Connection refused
gpg: no valid OpenPGP data found.
gpg: Total number processed: 0
mike@mike-desktop:~$ gpg –export –armor 9B1DB022 | sudo apt-key add -
gpg: WARNING: nothing exported
gpg: no valid OpenPGP data found.
mike@mike-desktop:~$
December 20th, 2006 at 5:41 pm
oh forgot a little information.
im running the latest ubuntu with vmware virtual machine
December 20th, 2006 at 10:22 pm
Hi Mike,
Just tried it and it seems to work. Maybe the server was down? Please give it another try:
gpg –keyserver pgp.mit.edu –recv-keys 9B1DB022” imported
gpg: requesting key 9B1DB022 from hkp server pgp.mit.edu
gpg: /home/mythtv/.gnupg/trustdb.gpg: trustdb created
gpg: key 9B1DB022: public key “Garry Parker
gpg: Total number processed: 1
gpg: imported: 1
December 20th, 2006 at 11:05 pm
Hi Ripper,
If you want to access the packages without adding the repo, you can download them directly from here:
http://parker1.co.uk/hell/dists/edgy/main/binary-i386/
I might add the stuff to a theme site in the future, but things are a bit hectic at the moment!
December 22nd, 2006 at 7:14 am
jonny474
December 24th, 2006 at 10:24 pm
i just tried installing this on dapper with the following results — any hints on how to get it going on dapper??
ben@natto:~$ sudo apt-get install satanic-wallpapers
Reading package lists… Done
Building dependency tree… Done
The following packages will be REMOVED:
ubuntu-artwork ubuntu-desktop
The following NEW packages will be installed:
satanic-wallpapers
0 upgraded, 1 newly installed, 2 to remove and 0 not upgraded.
Need to get 4056kB of archives.
After unpacking 6443kB disk space will be freed.
Do you want to continue [Y/n]? y
Get:1 http://parker1.co.uk edgy/main satanic-wallpapers 0.1-0ubuntu1.1 [4056kB]
Fetched 4056kB in 1m19s (50.9kB/s)
(Reading database … 112388 files and directories currently installed.)
Removing ubuntu-desktop …
Removing ubuntu-artwork …
find: /usr/share/icons/Human: No such file or directory
Selecting previously deselected package satanic-wallpapers.
(Reading database … 111168 files and directories currently installed.)
Unpacking satanic-wallpapers (from …/satanic-wallpapers_0.1-0ubuntu1.1_all.deb) …
Setting up satanic-wallpapers (0.1-0ubuntu1.1) …
ben@natto:~$ sudo apt-get install usplash-theme-satanic
Reading package lists… Done
Building dependency tree… Done
Some packages could not be installed. This may mean that you have
requested an impossible situation or if you are using the unstable
distribution that some required packages have not yet been created
or been moved out of Incoming.
Since you only requested a single operation it is extremely likely that
the package is simply not installable and a bug report against
that package should be filed.
The following information may help to resolve the situation:
The following packages have unmet dependencies:
usplash-theme-satanic: Depends: libc6 (>= 2.4-1) but 2.3.6-0ubuntu20 is to be installed
Depends: usplash (>= 0.4-21) but 0.2-4 is to be installed
E: Broken packages
December 24th, 2006 at 11:38 pm
Hi Ben,
For Dapper, I suggest downloading the wallpapers individually from the links on the screenshots page. The packages were based on Edgy, so will not work on Dapper.
January 3rd, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Hi there,
I’m in the development team of Fluxbuntu and just using Feisty, is there yet a repros for Feisty?
Anyway, the job you guys did is GREAT!!!
January 3rd, 2007 at 2:18 pm
No repo for Feisy as yet. We’re hoping to add a few things for the Feisty release which we’re still working on. Watch this space.
January 3rd, 2007 at 2:46 pm
You guys need another grafic guy for the project?
January 3rd, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Any help would definitely be appreciated. You can email me directly at the address found on the following page and let me know what you fancy doing:
http://parker1.co.uk/contact.php
That goes for anyone else out there willing to lend a hand.
January 4th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
[...] In realtà non si tratta dell’ennesima variante della distribuzione umana ma di un tema grafico da installare su Ubuntu per darle un tocco “infernale”. Le modifiche riguardano Login screen, Desktop, Wallpapers e StartUp screen. Ma chi vincerà tra la Christian e la Satanic edition? Solo Distrowatch potrà eleggere il vincitore (sempre che la Satanic edition venga presa in considerazione)… [...]
January 6th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
I’ve an idea for the name: You could call Ubuntu Satanic Edition “Ubuntu 6.66″. That would complete it.
January 7th, 2007 at 8:24 am
OH MY SATAN!!!
Very cool.
Please make a PPC form of this great release so that I may take this around on my laptop to convert people.
PLEASE!!! PPC!!!
January 14th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Installing usplash-theme-satanic has borked my system too, similiar to ben underscore’s post on 12/24/06:
root@valar:~# apt-get install usplash-theme-satanic
Reading package lists… Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information… Done
usplash-theme-satanic is already the newest version.
The following packages were automatically installed and are no longer required:
usplash-theme-satanic
Use ‘apt-get autoremove’ to remove them.
The following packages will be REMOVED:
usplash-theme-satanic
0 upgraded, 0 newly installed, 1 to remove and 17 not upgraded.
1 not fully installed or removed.
Need to get 0B of archives.
After unpacking 1806kB disk space will be freed.
Do you want to continue [Y/n]? y
(Reading database … 174114 files and directories currently installed.)
Removing usplash-theme-satanic …
update-alternatives: unknown argument `–auto’
Usage: update-alternatives –install
update-alternatives –remove
update-alternatives –help
is the link pointing to the provided path (ie. /usr/bin/foo).
is the name in /usr/lib/ipkg/alternatives/alternatives (ie. foo)
is the name referred to (ie. /usr/bin/foo-extra-spiffy)
is an integer; options with higher numbers are chosen.
dpkg: error processing usplash-theme-satanic (–remove):
subprocess post-removal script returned error exit status 2
Errors were encountered while processing:
usplash-theme-satanic
E: Sub-process /usr/bin/dpkg returned an error code (1)
root@valar:~#
Is there a fix for this? I can’t update my system or install anything else.
January 14th, 2007 at 8:50 pm
Hi David,
First of all, are you on Edgy or Dapper? Sorry if we didn’t make this clear, but these packages do *not* work for Dapper. I have now edited the instructions to state this explicitly.
To fix it, edit the following file:
…and comment out the following line (add a # at the start):
Then do:
Once the package has been uninstalled, you can restore your usplash screen using:
Please let me know how it goes.
January 15th, 2007 at 2:31 am
I am running Edgy. That fixed it, though. Thanks.
January 15th, 2007 at 8:50 am
Hi David – that’s very strange. These packages have been tested on loads of Edgy systems without this problem. If you’d like to help, you could send me the output of:
The problem looks to be the update-alternatives command, which is in the dpkg package itself. Thanks.
January 16th, 2007 at 4:46 am
Please make a ppc package
I will carve ubuntu in my chest for this
January 16th, 2007 at 8:00 am
Hi Loki. Funny, that was the name of my MythTV box for a while – I guess I assumed it would give me grief!
Anyway, I’ve been looking into doing usplash packages for PPC and amd64 but no joy yet – if anyone could help it would be great. The other packages should work already.
January 18th, 2007 at 11:40 pm
Hopefully soon even the themes do not work for me
January 18th, 2007 at 11:43 pm
Thanks for the whole project is Deffinetly Kool!!!!!!!!
One Day PPC
January 19th, 2007 at 9:15 am
Most of the themes are now available on gnome-look.org and kde-look.org, so can be applied to any variation of Ubuntu/Kubuntu on any architecture.
http://parker1.co.uk/satanic/satanic-themes-unleashed/
January 25th, 2007 at 5:38 am
You should make a desktop for WinXP and Vista. It would fit their operations perfectly… LOL
Lynn
January 27th, 2007 at 8:42 am
I beg you not to install this Satanic theme! Upon entering my password I was sucked through a fiery black tunnel to the very depths of Hell. A hideous creature with the stench of sulphur and death roared at me, “For using this satanic operating system, I claim your soul as mine for now and eternity”.
I Cried ” I promise I’ll never use Ubuntu again”, … He stared at me a little puzzled then said, “My bad… thought you was using Vista dude, and I was shot back to my workstation in the click of a mouse. Damn. That was scary!
January 31st, 2007 at 10:56 pm
Diabolically good.
Could you make the screensaver play the theme from the exorcist (Mike Oldfield iirc)
Chris
February 8th, 2007 at 10:01 pm
I love it ;]. I don’t know why but my uspash look like 256 colors. I set In my grub configuration “# defoptions=quiet splash vga=791″. Perhaps it causes the problem ?
February 8th, 2007 at 11:50 pm
Correct me if I’m wrong, but as far as I know Edgy usplash is limited to 256 colours.
February 9th, 2007 at 9:16 am
My bad. I didn’t know that. Is there any chance to change that ?
February 9th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
It’s a restriction of the VGA modes available during booting, I guess. You’d have to speak to the usplash developers for more details. For now, though, 256 colours is all we have to work with.
February 10th, 2007 at 12:24 am
this was the theme that pushed me over the edge.
i no longer have any traces of microsoft on my pc.
thanks for the hard work guys it looks fantastic, especially with beryls flame effects.crappy video here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZOxpVr3BiQ
February 10th, 2007 at 1:59 am
I am attempting to give this bit ’0 evilness a go, but get an error (jesus conspires against my efforts?). Help me Obi-evil-one Kenobi..
sudo apt-get update
E: Type ‘Ubuntu’ is not known on line 35 in source list /etc/apt/sources.list
February 10th, 2007 at 11:59 am
Hi ya’ll, is there any chance we can get this compiled for “Dapper Drake”, Ubuntu 6.06 LTS? I want something permananent, not this transient “Edgy” 6.10 stuff, or, is this some Muslem-Christian plot to thwart Satan
.
February 10th, 2007 at 6:33 pm
Lol, why support Satan as he is fighting a battle he can’t win…
Satan hates you anyway, he’ll laugh straight in ur face when he sees you in hell!
interesting idea to make a distro like this, but you might wanna stick to the standard Ubuntu
February 11th, 2007 at 7:57 pm
ballpeenhamster: Thanks for the video demo. SE does indeed look cool with Beryl effects.
Satanica: I think you’ve missed the # off the start of the Ubuntu line in your sources.list file.
Hide Me 666: Dapper doesn’t have the advanced Usplash version required for the startup screen, so we have no plans to support Dapper. However, Feisty SE is going to include lots of new stuff.
February 19th, 2007 at 12:05 am
It says it works with any Edgy variant, but I can’t get it to work on PPC. Has anybody else tried?
February 19th, 2007 at 8:08 am
Sorry, no PPC packages I’m afraid. I’m looking into doing them, but I haven’t found decent instructions for multi architecture compilation.
If anybody can help…
Note that it should only be the usplash package that doesn’t work as that’s the only one which contains any binaries.
February 22nd, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Sanguis!! Minimus!! Corpus!! Animus!! Rater Corpus Satani!! AVE!!
PS: … AND I LOVE MY NEW WALLPAPER ;]
March 3rd, 2007 at 12:14 am
DEMAIS MESMO, GOSTEI E ESTOU USANDO, ALÉM DO PODER DO LINUX, AGORA POWERED BY DEMONIO UAHUAHUAHUAHAUHAUHAUHUA
MUITO BOM!
VERY GOOD!
March 7th, 2007 at 10:42 am
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March 13th, 2007 at 12:42 am
Would this work on Dapper?
March 13th, 2007 at 8:23 am
It should all work apart from the usplash-theme-satanic package, as Usplash was updated to handle 256 colours for Edgy.
April 8th, 2007 at 11:12 am
No matter what I do, I cant get the lovely usplash to work at boot.
It works fine when I power off, but for some reason that damned “Bianca” logo taunts me at boot up.
I originally installed Mint Linux “Bianca” and then upgraded to the Fiesty Beta.
HELP ANYONE?!!?
PLEASE!
///Breaking Windows///
April 8th, 2007 at 11:40 am
…& by the way…
If one is a satanist, is easter a time for celebration?
I mean for example: This friday must have held good cause – They hung the eledged son of the self appointed god…
April 8th, 2007 at 7:31 pm
And by pure (Black) magic it suddenly worked!
April 8th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
Hi d357ruc70,
You say it works during shutdown but not boot-up? Very weird. Try the following commands to reinstall the satanic theme:
sudo update-alternatives –set usplash-artwork.so \
/usr/lib/usplash/satanic-theme.so
sudo update-initramfs -u
If that doesn’t work then let me know.
Cheers.
April 13th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
[...] Ubuntu Satanic Edition [...]
April 24th, 2007 at 2:45 am
Any word on Amd64 support?
April 24th, 2007 at 7:13 am
Glad you mentioned that. If anybody can tell me how to compile for multiple architectures without actually having those machines then I’d be very grateful. All I can find out is that the official Debian/Ubuntu stuff is compiled automatically on their servers.
So, the best I can come up with is a version of the usplash package which downloads and compiles itself on your machine… but it’s not quite ready yet.
Until then, you should be able to install all the packages apart from the usplash one. Or download the source and compile it yourself.
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Please do a ppc package so my soul can ride the fire 2
May 22nd, 2007 at 9:38 pm
If you (or anyone else reading this) would like to compile the packages on your PPC system then I’ll include them in the distro. Email me for instructions (address on the “contact” page).
November 25th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
I couldn’t understand some parts of this article Installation, but I guess I just need to check some more resources regarding this, because it sounds interesting.
November 26th, 2007 at 7:53 am
Hi Daniel,
Some of this stuff might sound tricky, but it should just be a matter of cutting and pasting the commands into a terminal. If you have any specific questions or need a further explanation of the concepts involved then please post here or email me directly via the link on the contacts page and I’d be happy to help.
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January 6th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
Leyendo lista de paquetes… Hecho
Creando árbol de dependencias
Leyendo la información de estado… Hecho
No se pudieron instalar algunos paquetes. Esto puede significar que
usted pidió una situación imposible o, si está usando la distribución
inestable, que algunos paquetes necesarios no han sido creados o han
sido movidos fuera de Incoming.
Como sólo solicito una única operación, es extremadamente posible que el
paquete simplemente no sea instalable y debería de rellenar un informe de
error contra ese paquete.
La siguiente información puede ayudar a resolver la situación:
Los siguientes paquetes tienen dependencias incumplidas:
ubuntu-satanic: Depende: satanic-gnome-themes pero no va a instalarse
E: Paquetes rotos
eso me sale alguien sabe como podria arreglar eso, o por que me sale ese error
January 7th, 2008 at 8:26 am
Are you trying to install the Gutsy packages on Feisty? They don’t work because satanic-gnome-themes requires libraries which are only available in Gutsy. Either upgrade to Gutsy and try again or use the Feisty repo:
deb http://ubuntusatanic.org/hell feisty main
…it’s the same apart from the new gnome themes.
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May 2nd, 2008 at 6:34 pm
I will pray for you all today.
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September 12th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Allah and satan and jesus are all homo’s
hahahahahahaha!
May 6th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
i have downloaded the live satanic edition cd…then i write those files in a cd and then tried to install ubuntu..even though i have the installation cd but it asks me to connect to internet and then it starts downloading installation files from the internet[what the fuck]????
anyone please help me with this..i am now using windows xp and have no idea about ubuntu..so please help me with valuable instructions ..my email address is johnarnab143@yahoo.com
thnx
May 6th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
The official Ubuntu 8.04 installation instructions are here:
https://help.ubuntu.com/8.04/installation-guide/i386/index.html
It connects to the internet for security updates. This is normal.
You should, however, be able to install it without an internet connection.