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Souls Wanted

Ubuntu Satanic Edition cannot exist without your support.

Just use PayPal to donate your soul.

The benefits are immense and you won’t miss it at all…

…yet.

36 Responses to “Souls Wanted”

  1. Aforsberg Says:

    One of us…
    One of us…
    One of us…

    Also, where is the iso?
    my name is my email.
    send me any answers you have, please.

  2. Garry Says:

    There’s no 666 MB .ISO file yet. I had to start somewhere and don’t have the bandwidth to host such big files. Maybe in the future.

  3. Satan Says:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Ubuntu_Satanic_Edition

  4. tuxicity Says:

    Cant donate but the idea is great! :->

  5. Garry Says:

    The Wikipedia debate is hilarious! Cheers for that.

  6. Mom Says:

    You all are pusy losers and i would kick all your asses if you were in my sight!

  7. Garry Says:

    Thanks for that. Come back when you can spell, Pussy!

  8. soulessInSaltLake Says:

    If you read the PayPal consent agreement you’ll find that your soul is already forfiet… and your firstborn as well.

  9. Kusuriya Says:

    Yes, I shall sell my soul.. this may get me to use unbuntu.

  10. El Cerrajero Says:

    ‘Sell Your Soul Contract’ is GPL complying? xD

  11. elhombresinatributos Says:

    Sold.

  12. Karl Says:

    I don’t trust this…

  13. Matt Says:

    Also, make sure you mess with the fools who created this:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Ubuntu_Satanic_Edition

    Screw up the page, or keep adding “Keep” comments! >:D

  14. johan Says:

    go for belzebuntu I thought that was hillarious

  15. Johan, thinking out loud. Says:

    Hillarious theme for Ubuntu

    This is defenitively the way to go for soulless Windows users
     

  16. Garry Says:

    Cheers for your support, guys.

  17. EliasAlucard Says:

    Hey Garry, ever heard of BitTorrent? You don’t need bandwidth to host 666 mb. Just distribute it as a torrent.

  18. apostle_13 Says:

    well, i guess the problem of bittorrent is: prety slow + quite unsafe :S

    i guess a lot of damned cristians will boycot you ;)

    but realy! it’s an exelent idea! the moment you make a amb64 version, i’ll install it and sell my soul ;)

  19. Azrael Nightwalker Says:

    I can host your ISOs.

  20. Pedantic Speller Says:

    Only if you spelt Ubuntu correct.. (Ububtu?)

  21. Garry Says:

    While we’re being pedantic, don’t you mean “correctly”? Anyway, point taken and spelling corrected!

  22. Garry Says:

    Cheers for the offer of hosting the .ISOs Azrael. I might take you up on that once I’ve put them together.

  23. Natas Says:

    the first time i saw ubuntu ce i had the exact same idea of ubuntu se even the name is the same. i was just to lazy to do it.

    your awsome !!!!!!

  24. Janas Says:

    Since Ubuntu, Satanic Edition is too long, what if you called it one of these:

    Beelzebuntu (I think I like this one best)
    Necrobuntu
    Lucibuntu
    Demonibuntu
    Unbuntu

  25. Matt Says:

    If ubuntu wasn’t so noobified, i’d give this a try. Great response to CE though.

  26. Garry Says:

    Nice suggestions, Janas.

    I agree that Belzebuntu is the best. However, we chose Ubuntu SE because it matches closest to Ubuntu CE!

  27. Azrael Nightwalker Says:

    Necrobuntu is cool too :)

  28. andersonlich Says:

    hey..i want to sell my soul…but how much cost you’ll pay me for that? HAHAAHHAHA!!!

    lucibuntu

  29. bootlog | loading life » Ubuntu versión satánica Says:

    […] Pero si quieres ofrecer tu alma completa, ¡también lo puedes hacer! El creador de este engendro te ofrece la posibilidad de que se la dones vía PayPal! […]

  30. Developing my life » Blog Archive » Ubuntu con Dios y con el Diablo Says:

    […] Ahora tendrás lo necesario para tu desktop sea diabólico y se orinen de miedo tus amigos. Que esperas dona tu alma. No sería raro que si sacasen un version la imagen .ISO pesara 666MB lo cual seria “bestial” jeje . […]

  31. bartek Says:

    Where is the paypal link?

  32. Garry Says:

    Sorry bartek - it looks like PayPal have discontinued their facility for the payment of souls. Just sacrifice a goat - that should do it!

  33. Iyot Manok Tirada Says:

    hahahahah

    bilat sa inyong mga mama!

  34. Roiber Says:

    Hi There.

    I saw, you don’t have the space to provide a .iso image from Satanic Ubuntu?

    I would provide the space and Traffic (max. 800 GB/Month) for this ISO! That would be very great if such an OS would be released.

    The admin will surely be able to view my e-mail-adress… Please contact me, so we can talk about it ]:->

    I also will write an email to the admin :)

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